Ten Reasons Not to Come to the Reunion

• I'm not curious to see what happens to people after 20 years.


• I have no interest in putting high school in perspective.


• I live in Redwood City. It's too far.


• I'm sworn enemies with Cory Cullinan, and Los Altos isn't big enough for both of us.


• I need acceptance from these people, and I'll be tramatized if I don't get it.


• My awesome physique and career will intimidate everyone.


• There are more serious contenders for 'the baldest' contest.


• The DJ isn't going to play enough Bon Jovi/Prince/Dexi's Midnight Runners.


• I work for the CIA now and have a secret identity.


• I'm too busy running the nation of Vanuatu.